Hey Remember...

 Remember When I Made My Second Blog Archive And I Had To Stop  Typing For A Second And By Mistake I Posted It? I Wasnt Done With The Sentence But Carly (My Girlfriend) Finished The Sentence For Me And Also Said She Loved Me! Peace.

Comment Contest

Ok Guys, Comment Contest Is In Session. So Comment This Blog With Your Best Comments About The Blog And If You Win, I Will Pick You To Get A Free Trip To L.A. And A V.I.P Pass To Backstage Of How They Create iCarly (Known As My Girlfriend's Show And If Your Picked And You Think Its A Little Kid Show Then I Can Give Both Gifts To Someone Else So Deal With It) Comment! Wait, Ya Gotta Comment If Ya Wanna Win The Prizes!

Selena Gomez Secrets

Guess What? As Soon As I Found Out Selena Gomez Was Rushed To The Hospital Guess What I Said? Hurray She Gets A Taste Of Her Own MEDICINE! Get It? Medicine? She Had To Take Some Medicine To Get Better. Ugh You'll Never Get It. But Carly Thinks Its Funny.

List Of Things Me And Carly Have In Common.

Here Is The List:
1. Our Names Both Start With The Letter C (My Name Is Cj If You Dont Know)
2. We Are Both Funny (We Mostly Make Each Other Laugh)
3. We Are Both Smart (We Mostly Spend Time Quizzing Each Other)
4. We Love The Same Thing (She Loves Having Fun Times Together And So Do I)
5. We Love Blogging (Check Out iCarly.com And Read Her Cool Blog)
Thats All I Can Tell You Right Now So Bye.

Take That Selena!

Now That I'm Dating Carly, Selena Should Be Jelous That I'm Dating Carly. And She Should Be Sorry That She Cheated On Me With That Fool. Well Justin's Famous And Goth In A Cool Way...And I'm So Nerdy And Not Goth In An Uncool Way. But One Great Thing About Carly She Can Except Me In A Way That She Understands Me In A Way How I Like. And Shes Just Like Me. Next Post I'll Tell You How.

We Changed Our Minds

We Decided To Go To San Diego Anyway. So Were On The Plane And I'm On My Phone Blogging. Carly Is Sleeping. So Scroll To The Bottom Of My Blog. iParty With Victorious And Links And Polls And Slideshows. Showing How Much I Love Carly.

So Happy

Carly Has Lightened Up My Day. I Love Carly. And Needing A Gift For Her.

A Gift For Carly

Can Someone Help Me Make A Gift For Carly? And Make It Awesome!

We Decided To Just Celebrate With A Kiss

Well, We Just Had Our First Kiss To Celebrate. And I Promised Never To  Talk About Selena Gomez Or Justin Bieber Again. I'm A Man Now I've Made My Choice And I'm Being The Man I Am So I'm Babysitting My Neighbors Kids Right Now So Gotta Get Them In The Bath. So Peace!

Guys Its For Love!

Its Only A Few Days! And I Love Carly. So I Have To Do It. Now I Have To Go Get In A Shower And Into A Tuxedo For My Date With Carly Tonight. And MoneyMaker00 This Is Serious. I Have To Gove Up The Blog For Her. No Back Talk!

Quitting For A Few Days

I Have To Quit For A Few Days. If You Used To Be A Kid And You Watched Icarly You Should Know She Is Now My Girlfriend. And She Needs Me To Take Her On A Date To A Restaurant Tonight. And Then We Have To Take A Trip To San Diego Tomorrow. And Speend Our First Date Honey Moon In San Diego. To Sea World And Six Flags And Have Fun In San Diego. Then We Might Take A While To Get Back. So Quitting Blogger For A Few Days.

Thanks For Comments

 Thanks. I Needed Someone To Agree With Me And Comment.

Tip:

Dont Watch Selena On This News Tomorrow. Shes A Asshole And You Dont Want To Watch Her Do You? She Let Everyone Down And Your Still Gonna Watch Her? Thats Your Problem If You Want To Watch A Bitch On Tv.

Prank Emails To Selena And Justin...

I'm A Genius! New Plan! If I Find Out Justin And Selena's E-mail I Can Send Prank E-mail's To Meet Their Death Or You'll Meet Your Worst Nightmare And Creepy Stuff Like That. Soo Any Other Ideas Or If Your Family Member Or Friend Or Maybe You Know Their E-mail Comment.

Selena Is Gonna Be On One Of The News Channels At 4:30

She Is Gonna Be On The News Tomorrow At 4:30 She Also Cant Sing. Whenever She Sounds Like A Crying Baby. She Sounds Like This: Waaaaa Waaaaa Blah Blah Ack Ack Aaaaaack! When She Should Really Be Singing Like This: Its Like A Year Without Raaaaain. Thats The Most Stupid Song Ever So Not Even Gonna Say The Rest. But They Dont Know About Singing. They Should Never Tryout In A Talent Show Ever Because It Has The Word Talent In It Which They Dont Have And What Ya Dont Got Dont Do It. Ha Ha...

Jb Has No Talent.

Jb Sucks. Each Time He Sings He Sounds Like A Dog Howling In Pain. I Swear To God When He Was Singing Baby He Sounded Like This: Ow Ow Blah Blah Waa Waa Waaa Wo Ow Ouch Blah Blah Blah Blaaaaaaaah Ack Ack Ack Ack Baaa Baaaaaa. He Sounded Like That Instead Of This: Baby Baby Baby Ohhhh Baby Baby Baby Ohhhh, Thought You Were Gone Be Mine Mine. But Instead He Sounded Like Useless Sounds.

Comment Plz

I  Need Someone To Comment Plz. Cant Make A Youtube Account Not Old Enough. And I Have A Account On Google And Read My Buzz. I Have Details For Parties Mostly. And I Dont Know Any Other Site Where I Can Get Ppl To Comment. If You Have Any Ideas Comment. If You Ever Visit This Blog Sooo...Big G Out

Selena Must Be Killed.

New Plan. I'm Gonna Kill Justin And Selena. I Dont Care About Jail...I Will Blow The Prison Up And Kill Everyone And Escape...

Justin Eats Like A Stinking Ass Pig And Selena Eats His Ass Hole

We Dont Know Any Bigger Ass Kissers Than Selena And Justin (Same As Always)  So I'm Mostly Gonna Dog Selena Out The Most For Cheating On Me. But Justin Is A Total Mother Fucker. Hes A Damn Devil Sent From Hell To Steal My Gf On Purpose Then Cheat On Her. But Its No Way To Treat A Girl. But Shes A Bad Ass Devil Also Sent From Hell To Cheat On Me And Ruin My Life. They Need They're Ass Kicked. A Serious Ass Woopen Thats What They Need

Secrets To Jb And Selena's Past

When Justin Was A Kid On Christmas He Got His First Guitar. About A Few Years  Later He Started His First Numner Hit Song Known As "Baby" And Started His Own Youtube Account. Then Made His Video Baby And Put It On Youtube. More Years Later He Got A Recording Contract. Then He Became A Star (Which I Hate) Now Selena. She Started As A Little Girl With A Big Dream (To Be On Tv) And As She Grew  Up She Was Offered To Be On Disney Channel (Full Of Dumb Kid Shows) So She Was Offered To Sing The Theme Song For Her Show (Wizards Of Waverly Place) And Then Offered To Song More Songs. And Thats When She Thought She Was Right For Jistin (Total Mistake Lol)

Nobody Has Heard From Them.

Haven't Heard From Them Yet. Just Heard Yesturday Selena Was Rushed To The Hospital. What Does Jb Actaully Do Without Selena When Shes In The Hospital? Thinking...Don't Know Why He Is Dating Selena And Everyone Knows Hes Gay. And Selena Called Him A Jerk Live On Tv. But On Stage Justin Should Have Admit He Was Gay. And He Also Should Have Called Selena A Jerk And A Bitch. And When Selena Was On Tv She Should Of Said She Was A Jerk And And A Bitch. And Also Call Justin Gay Which He Is.

Song Together Ruined.

I Forgot To Tell You. They Go To The Same Restaurant Each Day To Practice Their Song. But When I Find A Way To Get Them Busted And Tell Their Parents Had Sex I Will Teach Selena A Lesson About Cheating. Long Story...But Selena Will Be In Trouble For Cheating And Not Wearing Her Promise Ring. PEOPLE ALL AROUND THE WORLD CAUGHT HER WITHOUT HER PROMISE RING!!! But...Nevermind. Just Comment If You Help Me Bust Jb And Selena..

Kissing More Or Less?

Well They Are Kissing Each Other More Than They Kiss Their Other Dates. So The Answer Must Be More. People Around The World Have Found Pictures Of Them Kissing Each Other And Found Them Kissing Their Other Dates. This Might Lead To A Horrible Break Up With Their Other Dates Or Their Parents Break Selena And Justin Apart. For Cheating And Breaking Their Promise To Not Have Sex Yet. Selena Will Be In One Intch Bigger Trouble For Not Wearing Her Promise Ring.

Things About Jb And Selena

Selena Found Kissing Some Nerd Celebrity Two Months After Her And Jb Started Dating. Jb Caught Kissing Taylor Swift Backstage At His Concert. So They Both Know Their Cheating On Each Other But Caught Still Sucking Each Others Faces

Joking On Jb And Selena.

What If Justin Was Selena...And Selena Was Justin??? That Would Be Funny. Justin Would Have Long Hair Wearing Dresses Wearing Purses And Lipstick. Selena Would Have On A Guitar Shreaded Ugly Jeans And Having A Tattoo (Jb Has A Tattoo Which Is A Family Thing It Means Everyone Has Freedom And Take Control Of Their Life And Be Who You Want To Be) And She Would Mostly Have On No Shirt. With Goth Hair...Ewwww. Another Reason They Both Gross Me Out. Lol. Like The Joke? Comment If You Do. And More Info About Jb.

Selena Caught Touching Justin's Chest.

Wow They Just Couldnt Keep Their Hands Off Each Other. Selena Was Caught Rubbing Justin's Chest And Justin Was Caught Hugging Her Ass. Once I Get The Pictures, Videos, And The News Off Their Sex To The News Channel, I Will Finally Ruin Their Carreer!!! And Prove It To Theirs Parents. Then I Will Ruin Their Relationship!!! And Teach Selena When She Cheats On Me With Some Stuck Up Jerk, You Learn Your Lesson. Who Wants To Help Me Get Them Busted!?

SELENA AND JUSTIN BOTH WANTED SEX!?

They Promised Their Parents No Sex Until After Mariage!!! So Their Parents Made Them Wear Promise Ring. But Selena Was Caught Not Wearing Her Promise Ring. She Was Not Wearing It Because She Wanted Sex. So Did Justin But He Was Afraid His Dad Caught Him Without His Promise Ring On. So He Never Took His Promise Ring Off...But He Secretly Had Sex With Selena. Once He Was Found At The Beach Kissing Selena Underwater. So I'm Making New Vid On Youtube. Comment!!!

Jb HATES Youtube

Jb Is A Hater!!! Once He Watched His Own Video On Youtube And Made 250 Youtube Accounts And Wrote A Comment And Said He Hated It On Each Account He Made On The Same Video. Hes Fucking Stupid To Do Some Bull Shit Like That!!! And One Video He Made He Actaully Broke And Ripped Up His Own Fuckin Guitar!!! He Only Makes Music To Attract Girls!!! Now Hes Dating Selena Gomez (Known As A Bitch Ass) But Jb And Selena Gomez's Parents Had To Promise That Their Kids Wouldnt Have Sex Until After Marriage Day. So Their Parents Gave Them A Promise Ring. But Selena Was Caught NOT Wearing Her Promise Ring. But Jb Was Wearing His Promise Ring. But The Reason Selena Was Not Wearing Her Promise Ring Because She Wanted Sex. So Did Justin But He Was Afraid That